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#734: “I’ve just figured out that I’m asexual. How do I hook my husband up...
Hiya Captain, I wrote in a while ago with a fairly incoherent question of the “I think I’m maybe asexual but I already got married with the usual implicit understanding that sex would be part of the...
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#754: Just say no to love triangles.
From the “this can’t really be solved” files and the “I had a few free hours let’s knock some blog posts OUT” files. Hi! Dear Captain Awkward, I am having an issue with my boyfriend because he is...
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#758: What even is love
*Warning: Starred links contain Hannigram vids. Dear Captain, I’m a late-twenties woman needing relationship advice. Three years in, my boyfriend and I need to commit or break up (I want a monogamous...
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#764: Darth Vader + Guns = Bad
Guns, domestic violence, and other terrifying things below the cut, especially in linked material. No comments. Perhaps there can be a discussion at the friendsofcaptainawkward.com forums. I cannot...
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#774: “Am I being a jerk about my partner’s appearance?”
Hi Captain, I’ve been with my boyfriend for 3 years. We are both in our early thirties. When I first met him, I thought he was very attractive, and I still do. I like skinny dudes and he was skinny...
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#786: Trapped by a doomed love
Hello Captain Awkward, I’m feeling quite stuck in a romantic situation and am hoping you can help. Last year I took a job in a town 5 hours away. To my surprise and delight, a co-worker who I had a...
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#811: “Jewelry ambush!”
Dear Captain Awkward, I accidentally found a diamond ring in my boyfriend’s bag when he returned home from a recent trip to see his family. We have been together for three years, but have been on rocky...
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#814: “You’re not doing anything wrong, but stop it!”
If this blog were a child it would be a five-year-old today, and I would buy it Star Wars action figures and a bake it a chocolate cake with cream cheese frosting in my mom’s old Mickey Mouse-shaped...
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It Came From The Search Terms: February Stars
It’s time to answer the questions people typed into their search engine as if they really asked them. 1. “How to make him want to start a family.” There’s no making anybody want anything. Do you want...
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#954: “I know that ‘a girlfriend is not a pacifier’ but I’m worried that I’m...
hi captain, i want to thank you so much for your website and lovely community and i hope this message finds you well. i’m having a hard time sorting through some relationship stuff and i’m hoping for...
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#958: “How do I learn to be okay with an arranged marriage?”
Hi Captain! Many years ago, I was in love with a woman friend of mine, let’s call her P, and when I used my words, she told me that she didn’t feel the same way and was already in love with someone...
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#988: “How do I have the ‘is this a real relationship?’ talk with someone...
Dearest Captain, I’ve been dating a person for almost 3 months, and he is terrific and lovely. Sexy stuff is also ding ding ding jackpot!!!. I’m at the point where I would like to have a low-stress...
View ArticleIt Came From The Search Terms: September Gurls
Video description: The Bangles cover Big Star’s September Gurls in Pittsburgh in 1986. It’s time for the monthly thing where we answer the things people typed into search engines as if they are actual...
View Article#1024: “How do I avert these burgeoning unhealthy relationship dynamics?”
Dear Captain, A few months ago, I met a cute new person and we clicked pretty well from the start. We both had another primary partner at the time and we often talked about those relationships as well...
View Article#1065: “I love my girlfriend and feel like I would die without her. She...
Hello! Long time no blog! I traveled to Texas for Christmas break, since my in-laws live in the Fort Worth area and Amarillo. It was lovely to see family and catch up with some old friends who have...
View Article#1097: “How do I know when I’m ready for coffee with my (amicable) ex?”
Hey Captain, I spend most of my tender youth in an abusive relationship that really fucked with my sense of what is normal. I’ve had lots of therapy to come to terms with it but honestly, I think at...
View Article#1106: Breaking up because: Geography
Dear Captain, I moved to a different country (Country A) for my first job out of university. I’d visited before and loved everything about it, and was feeling pretty sick of my home country (Country B)...
View ArticleShort Answers/Live Chat Today
Good morning! Submit your questions on Patreon or on Twitter (@CAwkward, #AwkwardFriday) before noon Chicago time today. From 12-1 I’ll answer as many as I can and update as I go. Comments open once...
View ArticleShort Answer Friday/Chat – August 3 – Pledge Drive Concludes
Hello, it’s on! Patrons can submit questions here (advantage: 1st dibs, more words). Anyone/Everyone can submit on Twitter (@CAwkward, #awkwardfriday), questions close at noon Chicago time, I answer as...
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#1133: Coming out, again and again
Halp, Captain. I’m a 36 y/o (pronoun indifferent, she/her is fine) in need of advice or maybe just encouragement/permission. So, the reader’s digest version is that I’ve pretty much always identified...
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